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Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by Clyde, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    In a nation of sheep, a Monkey....
  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    that can shoot a wolf is king.
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Is the Sheepdog and a necessity....
  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    ...is in charge of the Monkey Business.
    jms21y and chelloveck like this.
  5. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    will stand out if he doesn't use camo.
  6. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    ...owns the high ground.
  7. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    will deliver us from evil
    VisuTrac likes this.
  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Ahhh , OK i was lost ~~~~~~!!!
    Can't seem to , no worries ,,
    Thats why the phone/computer screen was so Bubo-jumbo ..

  9. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    is a pervert.
  10. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    still pays cash.
  11. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    In a world of sheep, the monkey is still only 8% away from becoming another defenseless grass eater.

    (humans and primates share approximately 92% alignable DNA. But, if we are actually talking about sheep, I am lost.)
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    ...will be the sheep, that is not a sheep, covered in sheepskin, and packing iron.
  13. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    is surrounded!!!! Waiting to be nibbled to death by the bleating sheeples!!!
  14. Beano

    Beano Monkey

    freeze-dries all of his bananas, and stores the chips in mylar bags with o2 absorbers.
  15. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Can climb a tree. Get a good view of the situation and prepare. ?
  16. forge1

    forge1 Monkey+

    Rides whenever he wants and gets off only at the BEST trees..................Ross
  17. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    is king because he has aposable thumbs!
  18. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    They can make a Thug cry for their momma.
  19. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

    decides whats for dinner
  20. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder

    swings in his cage and throws poo at the passing sheep.
    munchy likes this.
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