Hi, my name is Mark. I am creating a survival tv series...

Australia is a good place to keep him......

 

Does Odin count? Me and my spear have built some pretty amazing stuff...just sayin

 

IT'S A TRAP Mark, RUN, RUN FAST

 

Yep....and they're all $h!t scared of me!

 

Which is why we like you trapped on that "island" there Buddy.

 

That ain't an island, it's a moat.....ours.

 

Oh I hope it's totally original! Like, they show a few minutes of what's going on, then maybe they cut to a monologue with the main guy in the scene so he can expound upon what he was doing, then back to the scene, and then maybe throw in a commercial. THEN, when they come back from the commercial they can show the five minutes of scene that happened before commercial, in case we forgot it during the shills for cereal and impotency pills, then give another minute of something we thought might be dramatic but turns out to be nothing, then cut to another monologue. THEN, we can jet across to another person on the show to watch them do some work for a few minutes, then maybe another monologue, building up to something HUGE, commercial, return to previous five minutes, then finally show what we were waiting to see which turns out to be a kid sulking about doing chores and then maybe a monologue of someone griping about someone else on the show.

Like EVERY OTHER EFFING REALITY SHOW ON TV. My husband won't even watch them because every single one follows the same tired and predictable formula. Apparently since it worked with Deadliest Catch it must now be applied to every "gritty real life blue collar family values salt o the earth folks" reality show from Storage Wars to Doomsday Preppers to Apocalypse 101 to Wife Swap.

frothy mouthed rant over

(tho I do confess to liking when the Doomsday Prepper guy shot off his own finger)

 

You cannibal You! Are you sure your not related to chello?

 

oh....that guy



well...when SHTF...will there be an EMT at his elbow to treat his booboo Injuries? And will there be a team of surgeons to perform reconstructive micro surgery on his damaged digits? It does show the importance of being able to carry on firing with the off hand. Mutant Zombie Bikers aren't going to stop the fire-fight just because one is having a post wound fainting spell.

 

What I want to know, is will there be like old school biblical trials for these poor schlubs to endure while loudly proclaiming their undying faith? Like walnut sized boils all over their bodies, or maybe a house falls on their children and kills them all, or all their sheep catch on fire? Or worse, they wake up and discover they're married to Rosie O'Donnell or Nancy Pelosi and she's naked in bed beside them. Because now that, THAT I would totally watch.

 

I'll stick to watching WWE Wrestling if I EVER wanna watch TV. Its less scripted than so called "Reality" tv shows

 

Whut? No speaking in tongues?

This poor TV guy he had no idea we would all be trolls. Sorry Marc it's a dry site for you but we really appreciate the entertainment you have provided

 

So I can put you all down as a maybe then?

 

If I want to hear people babbling in a language I don't understand I'll just go to Sam's Club.

 

You make an excellent point...2Kings 2:23-24 (2 Kings 2) would make a suitable challenge for the younger show participants


....and Isaiah 36:12( SAB, Isaiah 36) is so very Bear Gryllsish

 

Nice that you have a good sense of humour....I'm guessing that it will stand you in good stead. What surprises me is that you didn't post your notice in the site's Faith and Religion forum Faith and Religion | Survival Forums. The Site's chaplain keeps control of it with an iron fist, and would not tolerate there the kind of teasing by the jokers that inhabit this part of the SM empire.

 

Why yes..... right after there is a dramatic climatal change in a biblical location.

 

wnn told me once that is the guy who started the show...