HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

Eat your hearts out.....

Got an email today from!!!!

"Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights" well here are the rest of it...


UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION

PALAIS DES NATIONS, 1211 GENEVA 10,

SWITZERLAND.

Financial Investigation Unit.

Ref: UN/ACHPR/101/215


ATTN: BENEFICIARY,PAYMENT FILE NUMBER:xxx164165



Release/Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$15,500,000.00).


In pursuant to the report made by the Audit/Probe Panel Committee
set up by the African Court of Human and People's Rights in conjunction
with the United Nations Security Council to investigate the activities
of Banks and other financial institutions in Africa and around the
globe,be informed that you have been finally cleared of all the
allegations prone to several failed attempts to claim your funds.


Your name is now included in the third quarter (Q3) payment of this fiscal year 2017.



(Ref: UN/ACHPR/101/215 & Amount:US$15,500,000:00).


This investigation has been on for a couple of years now unknown to
you and this is "WHY" you have suffered set backs in your several
attempts to claim any part of your fund even though some impostors and
unscrupulous elements have tapped into your payment file, feeding you
with false information, hopes and lies over your payment.


Now you can be rest assured/guaranteed of this payment within 7
days, the report from the committee justifies the urgent need to effect
this payment to restore the dignity of the United Nations to protect
life and property of citizens around the globe.


The Honorable court insisted on cancellation of all previous/any
pending payment arrangement of any institution/department with you, so
you are hereby advised to reply immediately with your current personal
details such as your names,residential address and phone numbers and
your bank receiving coordinates for transfer into your bank account.


This is an intervention to checkmate the bureaucratic ineptitude and
administrative bottleneck most beneficiaries have suffered in the hands
of local bankers and their international allies. Your immediate payment
instruction will be forwarded to the authorized Paying bank which was
appointed specifically to handle your payment upon receipt of your
personal and bank details.


To avoid discrepancy which may cause further delay, please make sure
that you send valid information that are verifiable.Your file will be
treated immediately and submitted for payment which is guaranteed within
7 days.


Yours Sincerely,

Ms. Christine Brown.

United Nations,

Financial Investigation Unit.



Wait!... Chel... you would know anything about this here would ya?

hmmm...

 

Think you could send about fifty grand my way? Things are a little tight.

 

WAIT! I just realized! I gots to cher...

for a whole $0.25 I might could be persuaded to cher this here email with yas...

 

Well, at least they made certain to show that humans and people are not the same in Africa...

 

Naw just thought his would be a bit humorous and shared the email then deleted it... never actually made it to my inbox...

 

Reply with your local democrats detail minus bank account and request a call.

 

I would donate the entire amount to the IRS and U.S. Government to purchase your portion of the tax bond and be free from further taxes, a sovereign citizen.

 

When I started reading this it reminded me of a 2011 post by Melbo when he was messing with a Nigerian scammer.

Scambaiting the Scammer | Survival Monkey Forums

 

Nope OD, I have better things to do than to probe old dudes. Seems like you're missing a marvellous opportunity to recover US$15,000,000 from the United Nations blue helmet auditing group.....just let them know your bank account details, and of course passwords...