HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

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  1. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    Eat your hearts out..... ohnoohno

    Got an email today from!!!!

    "Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights" well here are the rest of it...


    UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION

    PALAIS DES NATIONS, 1211 GENEVA 10,

    SWITZERLAND.

    Financial Investigation Unit.

    Ref: UN/ACHPR/101/215


    ATTN: BENEFICIARY,PAYMENT FILE NUMBER:xxx164165



    Release/Transfer Notice for your due Funds (US$15,500,000.00).[​IMG][​IMG]


    In pursuant to the report made by the Audit/Probe Panel Committee
    set up by the African Court of Human and People's Rights in conjunction
    with the United Nations Security Council to investigate the activities
    of Banks and other financial institutions in Africa and around the
    globe,be informed that you have been finally cleared of all the
    allegations prone to several failed attempts to claim your funds.


    Your name is now included in the third quarter (Q3) payment of this fiscal year 2017.



    (Ref: UN/ACHPR/101/215 & Amount:US$15,500,000:00).


    This investigation has been on for a couple of years now unknown to
    you and this is "WHY" you have suffered set backs in your several
    attempts to claim any part of your fund even though some impostors and
    unscrupulous elements have tapped into your payment file, feeding you
    with false information, hopes and lies over your payment.


    Now you can be rest assured/guaranteed of this payment within 7
    days, the report from the committee justifies the urgent need to effect
    this payment to restore the dignity of the United Nations to protect
    life and property of citizens around the globe.


    The Honorable court insisted on cancellation of all previous/any
    pending payment arrangement of any institution/department with you, so
    you are hereby advised to reply immediately with your current personal
    details such as your names,residential address and phone numbers and
    your bank receiving coordinates for transfer into your bank account.


    This is an intervention to checkmate the bureaucratic ineptitude and
    administrative bottleneck most beneficiaries have suffered in the hands
    of local bankers and their international allies. Your immediate payment
    instruction will be forwarded to the authorized Paying bank which was
    appointed specifically to handle your payment upon receipt of your
    personal and bank details.


    To avoid discrepancy which may cause further delay, please make sure
    that you send valid information that are verifiable.Your file will be
    treated immediately and submitted for payment which is guaranteed within
    7 days.


    Yours Sincerely,

    Ms. Christine Brown.

    United Nations,

    Financial Investigation Unit.



    Wait!... Chel... you would know anything about this here would ya? :D

    hmmm... [seeno][hearno][sayno][poo]
     
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  2. GOG

    GOG Grumpy ol' Munky Site Supporter

    Think you could send about fifty grand my way? Things are a little tight.
     
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  3. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    WAIT! I just realized! I gots to cher...

    for a whole $0.25 I might could be persuaded to cher this here email with yas...
     
  4. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Well, at least they made certain to show that humans and people are not the same in Africa... ;)
     
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Did you happen to look at the eMail Header Information, to see which country the email originated in?
     
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Do you mean it might really not be Swiss?
     
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  7. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    Naw just thought his would be a bit humorous and shared the email then deleted it... never actually made it to my inbox...
     
  8. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Reply with your local democrats detail minus bank account and request a call.
    :)
     
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  9. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I would donate the entire amount to the IRS and U.S. Government to purchase your portion of the tax bond and be free from further taxes, a sovereign citizen.
     
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  10. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    yep typical phishing/scam email

    yall be :cautious: lots of ransomware/malware can be attached to these emails, ya do not even have to open it or click on it or do anythin to get infected
     
  11. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

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  12. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus


    Nope OD, I have better things to do than to probe old dudes. Seems like you're missing a marvellous opportunity to recover US$15,000,000 from the United Nations blue helmet auditing group.....just let them know your bank account details, and of course passwords...
     
  13. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    Phishing Scams Even Fool Tech Nerds—Here’s How to Avoid Them [ wired dot com ]

    clicking is no longer necessary in certain cases, ya can get infected without clicking ..

    plus

    Hey, Turn Bluetooth Off When You're Not Using It [ wired dot com ]

    however what they do not tell ya is that on some devices it is impossible to turn off wifi or bluetooth even if ya click the buttons to disable them, some apple devices are included in this category

    experts estimate that over 40% of bluetooth capable devices might never receive a fix

    plus

    Avoiding Social Engineering and Phishing Attacks [ us-cert dot gov ]

    generally (y) (y) advice however there are ****s
     
    Last edited: Sep 24, 2017
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