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how to hypnotize birds

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by Ganado, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I thought most now just use drugs to sedate the "Birds"
    ACV or (lost , brain fart)
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    An Axe blade to the neck works, too but it is.... permanent. I guess it would be a great thumb saver if the bird was already mesmerized, though. :whistle:
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  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Actually it's a good idea ,I've got to try that .
    I have excitable chickens and they tend to excite the flock unnecessarily, If I can calm them down they are easier to manage .
    Chickens a fearful creatures when not hungry, and there is always one or two the others take their que from.
    Like a bunch of women (sorry they are female after all ) if one of the that is respected can be shown a path or a skill the other will fallow.
    They will not fallow a lesser class among them.
    If the leader picks on one the rest fallow , it's what they do . Birds that get picked on I put in isolation it's simpler than trying to deal with aggressive foul.
    They all will show some aggression at some point or another especially over food ,but often it's just you crossed my path.
    I have some little ones I am slowly introducing to the group but I must stay there to guard them and govern the older ones, the younger ones learn that if the stay around me the are safe . A few will get brave and insist on roaming with the older ones and eventually that backfires and they come back to safety.
    Once in a while one will surprise you and fly into your lap and hide in the crook of you arm, the older ones terrorize the little ones so. this is good thing ,knowing their food and security come from me.
    I have a 4' long stick I use to keep the older ones at bay , and they know I am not punishing with it, just creating a shield the older ones turn away an the little ones go about their business digging and scratching an giving them selves dust bathes . I put the little ones back in their coop before I leave and the rest are free to roam the yard.
    I would love to tame some wild birds , mostly the crows and doves that frequent my place even the rabbits and ground squirrels know I am safe , but the rats on the other hand know we are not going to get along.
  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    You never really tame wild things.

    My favorite quote
    "I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen from the bough without ever having felt sorry for itself" D.H Lawrence
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  6. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Apple Cider Vinegar diluted down , or ?, Still I need the boss , too the ride to town , so Im left brain !
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  7. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Lol idk but I'm not going to try it. @chelloveck my be an ostrich wrestler but I wouldnt the try it
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  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    We wrestle Emus in the Antipodes......

    I have hypnotised chickens....and I am positive that some of my posts have had the same effect on Minuteman...

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  10. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    OK I my first thought was answer as to calm birds as chickens , not female's as cute chick/bird .
    Then for G's funnin , I worded it weird , but you are serious to hypnosis a chicken ! Why ?
    we use ACV to calm them in the water & they all then just have a sleepy day if they get riled with a dog/bear/mink/coon/lion/ wolf /eagle/hawk/falcon , lots of critters here.

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  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  12. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Apple Cider Vinegar
    Post #6
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++


    I don't do well with acronyms

    how much to a liter or gallon? do you use?
  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    2-3 OZ to a 1 USG Like mixing a drink , Me leave the friggin bottle , youngins , smell and don't waste & spill . tiny needs way less .
    Im bi metric , since im working all over the world , I have drop stone & bushels.

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  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It had me wondering too.....I was wondering how an Armoured Command Vehicle was going to hypnotise a chook?
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