I'm going to live in the wilderness

Discussion in 'Off Grid Living' started by theojysofliving, Dec 22, 2014.


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  1. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Speed without force, is just dancing.
     
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Gunkid has quite some history at this site and others...I didn't think it possible that his niche might be filled so readily. :(
     
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  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    No. Neither will anything in nature. Be it bear, yotes, wolves, floods, fires, earthquakes, sunstroke, snake bite, poison ivy, ticks, typhoid, malaria, infection, or bad food. Mother Nature can be a mean Bltch sometimes, and she NEVER gives you a break for being weak.
     
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  4. ok i would kill the predators so thats off the list so is bad food and poison I've i don't eat bad food and ima be wearing some protective leg pants things
     
  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    no experience no clue about predators. bad food you will eat when you're hungry enough. And snakes love to fill your boots and sleeping bags, looking for warmth. Many folks have awakened with a snake in bed with them. Not fun.
     
  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I'm in agreement, kell

    She will sometimes relent in the face of resourcefulness and resilience; a degree of humility will help to avoid her fury as a consequence of one's own ignorance, hubris or a vain sense of one's own remarkableness...she doesn't much care about the fury of a ponytail or having a body like Fabio.....Mother Nature has sent many a superb athlete to oblivion.
     
  7. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    Hell, i woke up with a snake in my bed IN MY APARTMENT in college. Freakin roomate had a Brazilian Boa. That did NOT last long.
     
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  8. omg do i have to put a sarcasm face every time i m joking. yeah your right about the snakes…. and spiders..
     
  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    A sarcasm emoticon wouldn't be appropriate...and unfortunately there are no irony emoticons to be had. :(
     
  10. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Woke up one morning in my 5th story apartment on the Ala Wai with a mongoose on my arm, staring at me as if I were breakfast!!
     
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  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I've awakened in bed with the occasional vixen....lunch at the Y was nearly always an option. :oops:
     
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  12. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    In this case......The "Y" was closed!! :eek:
     
  13. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Was it Rikki Tikki Tavi?
     
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  14. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Didn't ask her name....:rolleyes:
     
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  15. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Hopefully not Rikki Lake.
     
  16. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Holy shit. I read this whole thing. All I got to say is you all have way too much time on your hands. Lol wow my fingers would be tired from all of that typing !
    I want to read your book after you go into the wild. :)
     
  17. hey thanks if your serious i was going to bring some paper to write a journal
     
  18. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

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    I think it'll be ghost written. [tongue]
     
  19. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    This thread is even better..... ;)
    I have got a question for people with land | Survival Monkey Forums
     
  20. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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