I'm scared, should I be?

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by azrancher, Oct 6, 2015.


  1. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    OK, the XYL and her old friends are hitting the range for the second week in a row (they took a class to get their CCW, which isn't required in AZ), she bought a new 9mm last week, she had me show her how to break it down and clean it, thanks to Youtube I could do that. She is running through my Y2K supply of ammo at 50 rounds a week... I made her buy 9mm because I stock .45, 9mm, 32, and .22LR.

    OK should I be proud of her (I don't have a CCW), or should I be watching my back?

    Or maybe both....

    Rancher
     
  2. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Proud, encouraging, treading lightly ;)

    Heck, that's good that she took the interest to heart and took a class so she could "do it right" rather than just jump in blindly. Congratulations!
     
  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    ...and if she DOES try to put you down, at least she will do it cleanly, accurately, and with a double tap to make sure it is done right. (No screaming, squirming or scaring the neighbors.)
     
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  4. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Is it too late to have you put me in your will?
     
  5. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    She's a bitch, can I will her to you?
    j/k Rancher
     
  6. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Now you need to watch your six!:eek:
     
  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I'll have to see if the local chapter of my bitter exes has an opening. It was pretty full up the last time I checked...
     
  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    When I first got married, the wife said "good, now you can stop hunting and spend more time with me." I told her "now you are starting to sound like my " ex-wife". "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!" She shrieked. "I wasn't". I replied.
     
  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Well I suggest that you have done well......now you have an excuse to buy even more 9mm, by the case ...weekly. ;)
     
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  10. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Your a goner Bud, Best edit that before she see's the post.
     
  11. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey++

    Needed to replace that aging y2k 9mm supply anyway.
    County fairgrounds up here has a show every couple months. Bulk pricing isn't too bad.
     
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  12. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    well since all the woman hating going on here imma chime in. Be proud of her and use ammo depletion as an excuse to buy more ammo. You now have 'verbal ammo' for buying whatever you need and you dont need to bash her or worry about dying.... yet ;)
     
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2015
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  13. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    OH yeah, buy ammo, good idea, I'm on it !!!

    Rancher
     
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  14. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Reason number 27 to learn reloading.
     
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  15. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Can I have your truck?
     
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  16. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    IMO you are proud of her. Scared? Nah, you are probably envious of her because she is a better shot then you. Nice of you to provide your X with ammo.
     
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  17. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Sure, my '93 F350 with 226K miles on it that gets maybe 9 MPG, not a problem,
    "XYL" means Ex Young Lady, much better than calling her my "old" Lady (it's a Ham Radio term).

    Rancher
     
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  18. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    I heard that the firing range is one of the best places to pick up men.
     
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  19. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    ditto! OMG that made me laugh.
     
  20. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Especially if you say, how does this thing work...

    Rancher
     
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