Living in a tree

I'm serious. I have the skills to make it happen. No predators. Nobody can steal my stuff. Nobody even knows I'm up there. Send the gift certificate my way MM.

 

He is right about people not not knowing he is there. Not many look up when in the woods. Most are looking ahead or down so they do not trip.

 

I don't do drugs thanks. Don't be jelly that you can't climb.

 

I'm going to forgive your ignorance. I've been underestimated before.

 

^Not sure about that but I thought this was a place to exchange ideas. I just exchanged mine.

 

I'm very serious about my idea. Jokers that cannot see the potential is out of my control. I respectfully submit this for MM. Thank you.

 

Huh?

 

I'll let you edit in fairness.

 

Like this?


or this.


this would work as well.

 

What if you missed the crux of the biscuit? Perhaps you should send a little time looking for the apostrophe?

 

^Not sure what you mean. If you're clowning on me that's fine. I am still serious about my topic.

 

It's a good thought. I think it can be a viable idea in the right circumstances.

 

No Sir, I'm not clowning. But I think you have over rated what predators you are capable of defending against. That Nobody, perhaps it should read four legged critters. I believe I have the on the job skills needed to make your time in the trees a living Hell. At Best. So maybe it should read most critters instead of NOBODY. JMO.

 

^Still fuzzy but ok. Predators would have no chance to get to me. Simple defense. I can explain it if I must.