Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by kellory, Jun 9, 2015.
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Dreaming is free. @Mind grinder lol
Let's keep this reasonablely on track. what are the rules for this event? This ain't just about monkey pics. I want you to think this through as a sporting event.
It's your thread Kel...i'm just trying to win with likes and lols.
That's fine, but make it fit the stated rules.
Event: Last To Pass Out
Be the last monkey standing...sitting...laying down...who is awake.
Event: Hand to Hand Combat
Pick a fight.
Win the fight.
How about a monkey pit sniffing match? Teams of three enter the ring and take turns sniffing. Last monkey standing's team wins.
***ACTUAL EVENT IF ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY***
Take 10 x 1minute typing tests at the link below and post your BEST score.
TypingTest.com - Typing Speed Test - Free Typing Test
There you go kel. An actual event.
How aboot it gentlemonkies?
Just you 3 vrs each other...for real....
Honor system. Take the test and post your results.
I'll take on @DarkLight or anyone else who steps up to the challenge...and I might even lose.
Again - Honor system.
I finish last.
And on THAT note....i'm out of pictures to abuse.
Hope ya'll had a good laugh...g'night!
/me bows and tips his hat
@kellory it's totally your thread - flag any of my insanity that you don't want in it...i won't complain at ALL. I had a LOT of fun...even if it gets snipped out. Thanks for posting this. ROTFLMAO
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@Mindgrinder - I did the typing event. I did all 8 one time and then went back and did my best two again. Below are my results with the best time highlighted. Columns are: Raw, Errors, Corrected, Text
78 2 76 Aesop
85 1 84 Baseball
62 0 62 Space
74 2 72 Tiger
72 2 70 Oz
70 1 69 Zebra
76 4 72 Typewriter
87 2 85 Instructions
69 5 64 Baseball
93 1 92 Instructions
Hmmm....ok this is going to be pretty close I think....
All tests - 1 run then take the best 2 and do another run on each....got it.
Will do tomorrow.....92 is gonna be tough but I'll give it a go and compete.
Thanks for being the only 1 with the guts to play.
Guts? Pfft I'm not played something I know I can't win and I'm not gonna make up results. We all know how badly I type.
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