Monkey Olympics

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by kellory, Jun 9, 2015.


  1. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

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  2. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

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  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Dreaming is free. @Mind grinder lol
     
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  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Let's keep this reasonablely on track.;) what are the rules for this event? This ain't just about monkey pics. I want you to think this through as a sporting event.
     
  5. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    It's your thread Kel...i'm just trying to win with likes and lols.
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    That's fine, but make it fit the stated rules.;)
     
  7. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Event: Last To Pass Out
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    Rules:
    Start drinking.
    Win:
    Be the last monkey standing...sitting...laying down...who is awake.
     
  8. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Event: Hand to Hand Combat

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    Rules:
    Pick a fight.
    Win:
    Win the fight.
     
  9. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

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    @DarkLight
     
  10. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    How about a monkey pit sniffing match? Teams of three enter the ring and take turns sniffing. Last monkey standing's team wins.
     
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  11. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

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    ***ACTUAL EVENT IF ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY***

    My Entry:
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    RULES:
    Take 10 x 1minute typing tests at the link below and post your BEST score.
    Honor system.

    TEST:
    TypingTest.com - Typing Speed Test - Free Typing Test

    There you go kel. An actual event.

    EDIT:
    @BTPost
    @kellory
    @ghrit

    How aboot it gentlemonkies?
    Just you 3 vrs each other...for real....
    Honor system. Take the test and post your results.

    I'll take on @DarkLight or anyone else who steps up to the challenge...and I might even lose.
    Again - Honor system.
     
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2015
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  12. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    I finish last.
    :(
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  13. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    And on THAT note....i'm out of pictures to abuse.
    :)))
    Hope ya'll had a good laugh...g'night!
    /me bows and tips his hat

    *EDIT*
    @kellory it's totally your thread - flag any of my insanity that you don't want in it...i won't complain at ALL. I had a LOT of fun...even if it gets snipped out. Thanks for posting this. ROTFLMAO
     
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2015
  14. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    During the sheeplechasing event we saw monkey creativity alive and well. Being too short to get on the horse, here is @Motomom34 improvising............
    pink.
     
  15. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Next up, the Monkey fire starting event.....

    After an explosive but spectacular fishing competition, the moderators were on standby:
    bt mod.

    The rules: No matches, no lighters:

    Here are the contestants hard at work:
    olym.

    fire.

    Monkeys that have been couch warriors were easily identified:
    index.jpfire g.

    Of course SM foodie @Hanzo brought marshmallows
    hanzo.
     
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2015
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  16. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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    Monkey fencing. He who wins gets all the bananas.
     
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  17. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Kid giving advice on how to ride a bike...
    BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
    YOU CAN DO IT!
     
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  18. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    @Mindgrinder - I did the typing event. I did all 8 one time and then went back and did my best two again. Below are my results with the best time highlighted. Columns are: Raw, Errors, Corrected, Text
    78 2 76 Aesop
    85 1 84 Baseball
    62 0 62 Space
    74 2 72 Tiger
    72 2 70 Oz
    70 1 69 Zebra
    76 4 72 Typewriter
    87 2 85 Instructions
    69 5 64 Baseball
    93 1 92 Instructions
     
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  19. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Hmmm....ok this is going to be pretty close I think....
    All tests - 1 run then take the best 2 and do another run on each....got it.
    Will do tomorrow.....92 is gonna be tough but I'll give it a go and compete.
    :)
    Thanks for being the only 1 with the guts to play.
    :)
     
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  20. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Guts? Pfft I'm not played something I know I can't win and I'm not gonna make up results. We all know how badly I type. ;)
     
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