Monkey Olympics

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by kellory, Jun 9, 2015.


  1. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Don't beat yourself up too badly, Ganado. I only did 29 wpm on the first one...
    I have to wonder if the "92" score is using a speech recognition editor? :whistle:
     
  2. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    spellung aint tiepun.
     
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  3. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    The trick is not cutting your fingernails until people start looking at you like 1/2 a queer.
     
  4. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Wasn't directed at you....
    I'd like to see a few of "long in the tooth" dudes have a go at each other....
    HINT
    @kellory
    @ghrit
    @BTPost

    Come on Kell....call those old buggers out and let's DO THIS.
    @DarkLight and me don't expect ya'll to break 30wpm....
    Just compete.

    @sec_monkey - u got game vrs DL & Me?
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2015
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  5. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    Nah, wasn't speech recognition but that one had more "common" words and fewer numbers. I simply cannot touch type numbers. I'm good with punctuation though. I type all day, almost every day, it's what I do. I learned to touch type in 7th grade (which for me was almost 30 years ago) and I've been touch typing on a computer keyboard almost that long.

    Dang...now I feel old. Hadn't really thought about it until just now. First computer at school was an IBM XT - 8088 with IBM DOS on it. That was my freshman year.

    Is it too early to start drinking?
     
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Grinder, I took typing in high school. I know I'm not that fast at it, and I know there is no way I am taking a typing speed test on a tiny phone with two thumbs. Ain't happening. You have an eight finger advantage.
     
  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Monkey speed fishing....
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I can easily hit 150 keystrokes per minute. Problem is, 140 are backspace and delete of errors. That leaves too few correct wpm to compete. (I hit 64wpm error free in HS typing class, haven't come close since.)
     
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  9. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    That is NOT called "Fishing".... That is called "Harvesting" around here.... Although I seem to remember a Self Portrait, that looked something like that, a couple of DECADES ago....
     
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  10. The Duece

    The Duece Monkey

    I can type about 35 wpm prob never going tp get faster as i am missing a third of a finger on my right hand and that lil bugger is not long enough to reach the keys unless i changey hand position that slows things down.i used to piss off typing teacher by exaggerating how much i had tp change position when i gad to hit a key with that finger,old bat wouldnt let me use another finger because it wasnt proper " form" nowadays i would prob get an exempt from taking the class due to a disabling injury back them was just told to suck it up and figure it out!
    D
     
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  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Can't be harvesting, no one planted them....:rolleyes:
     
  12. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    GOD did...
     
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  13. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    [​IMG]

    Monkey tetris. (Work on those pantry shelve issues.)
    The highest cubic volume packed with accommodations for first in first out, wins a years supply of more stuff to pack and store.
     
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  14. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Ok. My results:

    65 0 65 Aesop
    72 0 72 Baseball
    64 0 64 Space
    60 0 60 Tiger
    61 0 61 Oz
    62 1 61 Zebra
    80 0 80 Typewriter
    81 1 80 Instructions
    61 0 61 Baseball
    81 0 81 Instructions on second test.

    @DarkLight kicked |\/|Y @55
    2nd place is 81 wpm
     
  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    [​IMG] monkey rodeo.
    Monkeys rules, ride bull into the ground. Select another bull, repete. Highest pile of bull wins.
     
  16. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Modified rodeo rules... shoot the bull... last man standing wins...:)
     
  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Naw, gangsters and gangbangers shoot anything that moves. Monkeys never give up.
     
  18. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

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