Sputnik Wood Cook Stove Give-Away

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by CottageIndustrialist, Jun 27, 2017.


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  1. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Well, the grown up part of me is forced to agree with you, but the kid in me really, really wants the big fella to nod and agree that there's a fun way to make it go boom.
     
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  2. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    I'm in. Let me know where and when. Maybe a small container of tannerite?
     
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  3. Holy Cow! Thanks for cleaning this up. YES, folks, you can KILL yourself if you start messing around with an improperly prepared tank. For the record, I buy and use only new ones so that I don't blow myself up.
     
  4. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    What do you do with the other half?
     
  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I'm doubting the product comes with skyhooks.

    Welcome to the monkey tree C.I. Prudent monkeys tend to have live longer and lose less treasure than the gullible ones. Postage and handling to me would probably make the cost benefit to the both of us, very marginal. I'd probably just go propane bottle shooting if I only had a gun. ;)
     
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  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Whoa! I never thought of that. You know, that sounds so much cooler than my method which included a bottle of Jack Daniels and 25 black cats strung together on a fuse with bottle rockets serving as an intermittent switch at random intervals.
     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I'd probably ring-main the cats, for a more certain ignition, but the animal cruelty legislation here is just so draconian....I guess over where you are, Democrats would satisfactorily substitute for the cats, without any come-backs from the PETA brigade.
     
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  8. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Check these out:
    propanest1.
    Very professional. I like this one.

    propst2.
    Down and dirty. More like the result I would get. I bet it works great, though.
     
  9. "Down and dirty" version looks like my first attempt. Looked like it had been designed and constructed by drunk first-graders, but cooked like a champ.
     
  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    @Brokor is our token drunk first-grader around these parts. :whistle:
     
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  11. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Yeah. RUN don't walk when he asks you to hold his beer.
     
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  12. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Why shoot it at all... Just Unscrew the Fill/Discharge Valve and let it air out for a couple of hours.... Then fill it with water, and empty it out after a few minutes, a COUPLE of Times, and you are good to go, for Cutting & Welding.... This isn't Rocket Science, and Energetic Materials do NOT need to be used... Unless one wants a BIG BOOM... and then it is Caviate Empore...
     
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  13. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    SACRILEGE!

    Okay. Wait. How...? You mean the threads match the garden hose?

    Party pooper.

    That's better!

    Lady Gaga speaks French, too.


    :D
     
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  14. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Just 'cause. Besides, who else but me and thee own beryllium non sparking wrenches to twist off the valve?
     
  15. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Aw Heck, What a bunch of Pyros, and Whimps.... I can't count the number of 100# Bottles with the Older Valve setups I have changed to the New version, over the years.... as I said, "It isn't Rocket Science"... We routinely decommission Bottles that are NOT current on their Hydro-Tests.... by using the method, outlined above....
     
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  16. sarawolf

    sarawolf Monkey+++

    Oh looks pretty good, I'm in.
     
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  17. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    In a former life a certain welder was known to set a lit can of sterno a couple of feet behind a 20lb propane tank back off about 150yrds and center punch it with his .300WM. Makes for a pretty good boom...
     
  18. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    who needs a gun? All kinds of ways to go all explody....

     
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  19. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Nanny state bullshit. Take off the warning labels, survival of the fittest!!!
     
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  20. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Sadly, having worked in an ER for years, I did have to wonder if Darwin had a friend - Murphy. Murphy, he's a real backstabbing little bastard.....
     
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