The American Dream You Have To Be Asleep To Believe iT!

Of course I would have to come into a buttload of money to move there. Apparently if you can stay there for 5 years on your own money, you can become a citizen. So I'd have to pay to move us overseas(we wouldn't take the chickens, just the dogs/cats which would be a legal/financial hassle in itself, not even beginning to go into all the crap we'd take with us), and live for a few years without a job or anything. Unfortunately that million dollars was just a candy bar...