Toilet Paper- How Is Your Stockpile

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by Yard Dart, Sep 1, 2014.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    News from The Associated Press
  2. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    "A family of four should be able to survive for a month on a six-roll pack, priced at 460 yen ($4.40) and with a five-year expiration date, said Satoshi Kurosaki, chairman of the Japan Household Paper Industry Association.

    It expires???[dunno]
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  3. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    nah, it just reverts to splinters.
  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Yeah, I wondered about that too. It's likely a typo, so who gives a crap....,;)
  5. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Well I don't know what sized rolls they are talking about, but I, pretty much alone most of the time, go thru about 30 rolls a year. I keep 140 to 160 rolls or so on hand in storage, as well as baby wipes in quantity. I ain't a baby but it beats dirtying a wash cloth every time paper just ain't getting it all.
  6. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    Have four bails of 36 double rolls plus three large (Sam's Club large) cartons of baby wipes.

    Ditto the sentiments on the wipes. I used to have periodic flare-ups of hemorrhoids, not uncommon for those pushing or over 40. Tried all the OTC "solutions" which were all worthless. Then read that TP alone just isn't complete enough. It was recommended to finish with TP with good amount of spit, a bidet, soapy wash cloth, etc. to get things extra clean. Started using baby wipes and problem solved with no significant flare ups for 15+ years. Yeah, TMI , sorry but figured a few folks here might benefit from that info.

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  7. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    We don't have a stockpile exactly, we just order at least 48rolls from Amazon every 3 months or so. And I have a recipe somewhere to make my own TP, but I don't know if it's recommended for septics. Of course it really doesn't matter, I would only need to make that in a SHTF scenario, in which case no one would care if we added an outhouse to our property. Well lemme rephrase that, it won't matter if they do care.
  8. Ajax

    Ajax Monkey++

    Expires in 5 years? LOL, I think that came straight from the paper companies mouth.
  9. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    There was a thread here somewhere about bulk TP purchasing.

    Aha, here. Some good info on buying in TP and other items bulk there.

    I tried to order a couple cases but the Mrs gave the Stare Of Death so I thought to postpone my purchase. I just wont bring any in from the shed for a little while and when she notices it's almost all gone she'll tell me to order more.

    Sometimes I just have to make her think it's her idea so I can get things done. [tongue]
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  10. Ajax

    Ajax Monkey++

    We buy the big box of TO at Sam's, can't remember the brand, not totally generic but not a main brand like Charmin and it works well and is much cheaper than bg brands but not a coarse as the el cheapo stuff.

    We keep about a 6 month supply but now htat we have a walk out basement I want to stock up more on supplies.
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  11. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    Hello Monkeys!

    Allow me to give you the definitive that toilet paper does not expire...I have some that was manufactured 25 years ago and still does the job fine!
  12. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    TP... Because crap happens...
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  13. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Someone needs to clean up, when the feces hits the oscillating air disperser.
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  14. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

  15. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

    I get mine at Sam's too. Northern quilted double rolls (can't believe I'm posting like I'm some kind of TP guru!! Oh golly, I'm officially an old fart.)

    So inquiring minds want to know, if your basement didn't have a walk out door would you for some reason be less inclined to stock up?

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  16. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Think maybe I'll go to Walmart early every morning, buy up all the TP, then sell 12 roll bricks for $60 in the classifides.
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  17. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    What??!!:eek: You want to start another buying frenzy???
  18. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Don't worry - I talked it over with my wife and she said that if I go spending wads of cash like that it might wipe us out. I tried to ply her with candy and flowers (I think that's called 2 ply), but she said I might just as well flush our bank roll down the toilet.
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  19. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    What a crappy thing to say. Certainly not the whole roll. Just a small wad at a time....
  20. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Well, this thread has certainly gone down the drain.
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