West Virginia Absence of COVID-19 Virus Explained

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  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Medical experts have finally figured it out.

    You know why there is not a a single case of COVID-19 in West Virginia?

    Gun Control. West Virginia is a 2nd Amendment State.

    There ain’t a West Virginian over the age of eight that can’t shoot a coronavirus off a Democrat’s forehead at 200 meters.
     
    UncleMorgan, Mar 16, 2020
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  2. Srchdawg-again

    Srchdawg-again Monkey++

    You got that right UncleMorgan us Hillbilly's can shoot. A friends little boy shot a bear out of a tree a couple years ago. He was five and ornery as the day is long.
     
    Srchdawg-again, Mar 16, 2020
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  3. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    That and drinking 100 proof moonshine.;)
     
    Wildbilly, Mar 16, 2020
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  4. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    All that ,, and West Virginians don't take kindly to outsiders ,,,
     
    SB21, Mar 16, 2020
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  5. Srchdawg-again

    Srchdawg-again Monkey++

    The outsider part is true as WV is clannish but once proven we treat you as family. Yep corn squeezin's is 'da bomb'
     
    Srchdawg-again, Mar 17, 2020
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  6. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Yepp ,, got some good friends in W. Va.
     
    SB21, Mar 17, 2020
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  7. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    and most W. Va’s don’t have their “Heads stuck up the Poopshoot” (Snooty Patootie) like their eastern neighbors...
     
    BTPost, Mar 17, 2020
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  8. Srchdawg-again

    Srchdawg-again Monkey++

    Makes my heart feel good that you all think Mountaineers are friendly, most of us are and well some need to go back North East. (Danged Imports)
     
    Srchdawg-again, Mar 17, 2020
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  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I've always loved the hills ,, buddy of mine always called me a Flatlander .. He was from the Flatlands also , don't know why he all of sudden felt special . Broke my foot a few months ago ,, now , flatland is about all I can walk on .
     
    SB21, Mar 17, 2020
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  10. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    WVa's cherry is busted, got one infected today. All 50 states now ---
     
    ghrit, Mar 17, 2020
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  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Shoot man,Once I cross the border I get hit up for some of that Good Cajun Food
     
    Gator 45/70, Mar 17, 2020
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  12. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    sec_monkey, Mar 17, 2020
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  13. Srchdawg-again

    Srchdawg-again Monkey++

    Yep up in the eastern panhandle it's not WV it's Northern Virginia people over there are out of touch with WV ways. Sorry to any members here from that area. Just calling it like I see it.
     
    Srchdawg-again, Mar 17, 2020
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  14. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Hmmm...sounds like Faqueir county area...nice country, but....
     
    techsar, Mar 17, 2020
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  15. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    Take me home country roads, to the place I belong, West Virginia mountain momma...
     
    Wildbilly, Mar 17, 2020
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  16. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator



    [winkthumb] [winkthumb]
     
    sec_monkey, Mar 18, 2020
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  17. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    It's mostly States with high concentrations of Liberal doctors and other Communists who love the idea of creating chaos who have outbreaks.

    Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
     
    Brokor, Mar 18, 2020
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