What I'm doing while NOT watching the "royal" wedding

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Catullus, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. Catullus

    Catullus Monkey+++

    I think I am going to dig large rocks up because that sounds more fun than watching that stupid circus.

    Over 1 billion people are expected to watch it live.

    That my friends is the scary part.
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Bake the bread, the circus is about to start.
  3. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    why the MOTHER EFF do AMERICANS give a **** about a royal wedding. Reminder to Americans.. we kicked they're **** out of our country for a reason. Celebrating royalty in any form or fashion is truly an expression of "non-American-ism".
    Brokor likes this.
  4. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    More circuses for the masses. :rolleyes:
  5. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Yet another display of incest for the royal lineage, and another media campaign to throw another shroud upon the eyes of a people who have gone mad with cult of personality and idol worship. This game has been called for what it is: a complete farce. The more who see this, the better. Si vis pacem, para bellum. Never forget this, folks.
  6. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Think I will trim my toenails with a dull knife--more fun. Like above--who gives a fat rat's behind?????????? The sheeple and rabble just love this worthless hooplah.
  7. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Sounds like more fun, I'll join ya. Stupid ass Sheeple in this country, no wonder Zero and the other losers keep getting elected.
  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I'm planning on sleeping for the first 3.5 hours of it and then go to work like normal people. What else would i do?
  9. Jewels

    Jewels Monkey+

    I'm planning a bikini wax with kerosene! It should be less painful.
  10. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    On the other hand, it's gotta be less painful than watching bobo stammer and stutter thru another lie-filled speech........

    Kinda like watching a PBS 'period movie' without a coherent plot or dialog.......
  11. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    I was interested in seeing her dress.
  12. Spartan300

    Spartan300 Monkey+

    Yeah boy, I will watch hours of this wedding, after that I will watch Barrack on Oprah! What a productive day! Go back to sleep America...watch the wedding, there is nothing important going on in the world! I will say the bride is a hottie....but you couldn't pay me to watch the wedding crap.
  13. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Because American Females have been raised to think they are all a "Princess". But however much thats been burned into their minds they know its not so. Therefore they wanna watch this & sigh, wishing it was them marrying a Prince.
  14. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Not true about all american women. We are not all raised that way nor do we all raise our daughters that way. BTW I didn't think her dress was all that pretty given the amount of money she probably paid for it. Personally I don't care what the Brits want to spend their money on. Now if it was our government putting on something like this then i'd be pissed but I am not going to trash our cousins across the pond because of it.
  15. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I slept through it, or so I thought, but it was still on when I had my coffee. So I watched "Street Patrol" on Tru TV and waited for the UPS man. He got here and I've been playing with my new Foodsaver since. Never had one before and it's pretty neat! :)
  16. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    I was in the office working, with my headphones on listening to Beck and his giggling Bobsey Twins making fun of it.......... ;)
  17. BAT1

    BAT1 Cowboys know no fear

    It gives me some quiet time to reload. Did you know that a servant puts toothpaste on a brush for
    Prince Charles. He's never handled toilet paper either I bet. What lame vanity.
  18. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Is it over yet? Did the world change?
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