Young guys fight, old guys just kill you

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by Hanzo, Feb 4, 2015.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]
     
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Where would you get a helmet like that and why would you wear one in the first place. Looks like a Viking, wearing chain maille and just finished taking a castle in England single handed.
     
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  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    What @Dunerunner, you DON'T wear one around town?!?
     
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Only @kellory does that :lol:
     
  6. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Oh, my mistake... But they're so comfy.
     
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  7. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

     
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  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Well, mine is. But then i built it by hand. It could use a good cleaning, as it has been racked and waiting in case of need. Though, it is usually worn over a full coif. 14231031160061313593235.
     
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  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    :lol:........:eek:.........ohno
     
  10. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Jason does a selfie!! :eek:
     
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  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    That is some funny crap right there!!! biglaff
     
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    What? Should I have posed with my bear blades?;)
     
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Edward Scissor Hands........
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  14. shaman

    shaman Monkey

    There used to be this old fart that hung out on the main drag in our neighborhood-- just a skinny, dried up old man. Everybody knew him, and even I had met him at the barbershop a few times. One day, he was walking down the sidewalk and a bunch of young toughs started to tease him. One kid came up and demanded money. All of a sudden this old guy came alive and poked the kid in the neck with the fingertips of his right hand. The kid reached up to grab his throat. The old guy brought his knee up and pulled the kid's head down into it, smashing his nose. The kid collapsed to the ground, and the old man stomped him in the abdomen a couple times and then turned to face the rest of the group that were already running.

    It turns out the old man had been a marine that had been dropped on an island as a coast watcher back in WWII. He'd had to handle Japanese in hand-to-hand combat.

    When asked about the incident, the old fart said, "I'm too old to piss around anymore, so I just stomped him."
     
  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    With the proper coif. IMG_20150210_230434806_HDR.
     
  16. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    Dunerunner, I'ld "friend" you if we were on Facebook just for your taste in music.

    If I did that sort of thing.

    If I were on Facebook.

    oh nevermind...

    good tune
     
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