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Votes needed! For Monkey Challenge, Round IV

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Motomom34, Jun 23, 2018.


Top Five Threads

Poll closed Jun 26, 2018.
  1. When SHTF, Are You Ready!!!

    11 vote(s)
  2. Building your own evacuee shed/house/home

    13 vote(s)
  3. Sprains, getting older!

    5 vote(s)
  4. How to reduce BO - aka Body Odor- SHTF Scenario

    11 vote(s)
  5. "You can't do that!"

    6 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Please vote for what you think were the best thread on Moto's Monkey Challenge IV. Top five was determined by responses and views.

    The top five threads are listed below:

    ***** When SHTF, Are You Ready!!!
    ***** Building your own evacuee shed/house/home
    *****sprains, getting older!
    *****"You can't do that!"
    *****How to reduce BO - aka Body Odor- SHTF Scenario

    The voting will be open for 3 days. You may vote twice- your first and second choice. Winners will be announced Tuesday evening.

    I appreciate all the entries. We had fantastic threads and hopefully more discussion will happen on all the challenge threads. If you select monkey challenge in our tag area, you can see all the entries of this year and past years.

    Amazon Gift Card Prizes: $75 for first place and $50 for second and $25 for third.
    Dunerunner, techsar, Meat and 3 others like this.
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Great participation by all this year!!! [chopper]
    Dunerunner, techsar, Meat and 4 others like this.
  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Bump! Reminder voting ends on Tuesday. It really has been a great year for the monkey challenge. Great threads and participation.
    Ganado, Yard Dart and Meat like this.
  4. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I’m 0 for 2 making the cut but I’m unfazed like usual. I’ve got a few ideas for next year’s challenge.
    Hot-Air Balloon Survival
    Surviving Jury Duty
    Dodging Highway Traffic For A Crescent Wrench
    Nobody has ever survived a hot-air balloon ride to my knowledge so I’m leaning toward that topic.
  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    lol I've survived a couple of hot air balloon rides so we can skip that topic

    but dodging highway traffic that's a good one especially with new google cars
    Gator 45/70 and Meat like this.
  6. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Did you parachute out then? Clever.
    Yard Dart and Ganado like this.
  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I worked for a hot air balloon company for 6 months when I was 18. Best job ever!!
    Gator 45/70, Meat and Ganado like this.
  8. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Only two more shopping days to buy my vote!!! The bidding starts at only 100 bananas.
    Gator 45/70 and Motomom34 like this.
  9. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    When is the next one?
  10. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    June 2019 :)
  11. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Don't believe them Meat. Those two are probably paid by the NHABA to encourage people to take "the plunge" :LOL:
    Meat and Yard Dart like this.
  12. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    ^ I don’t. You pick how you die in a hot-air balloon ride. Burn to death, jump to your death, or both. Unless you take a parachute like Ganado.
    Motomom34 likes this.
  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Chicken........ :evil:
    Motomom34 and Meat like this.
  14. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    That little red character is who steers balloons. Right into power lines.
    Yard Dart and Motomom34 like this.
  15. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Gator 45/70 and Meat like this.
  16. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Gator 45/70 and Motomom34 like this.
  17. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    :rolleyes::rolleyes: :LOL:
  18. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    You forgot a few
    • Hummingbird attracted to the bright balloon colors nails you in the eye penetrating your brain
    • Lightening strike straight to the crotch
    • Killer bee flies up pilots nose
    • Shot down at Mexican border suspected of smuggling Justin Bieber CD’s
    • Pilot huffed all the propane and you flame out at 20,000 feet
    • Hit by a North Korean missile
    • Balloon snags a cactus on the way up, fabric critically unravels at 18,000 feet
    • Pilot uses burners to heat his crack and goes full Richard Pryor
    • Pilot pulls rubber mask off at high altitude revealing himself to be your ex wife
    • Pilot pulls rubber mask off at high altitude revealing himself to be Justin Bieber and then proceeds to pull out a guitar. You have no choice except to jump.
    • Justin Bieber pulls of his mask revealing that she is actually Miley Cyrus. You instantly regret that you can only jump to your death once.
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2018
    oldawg, Mountainman, Meat and 3 others like this.
  19. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    ^All of those too. Correct.
    Motomom34 likes this.
  20. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Last day for votes. Voting will be cut off later today so please vote now if you haven't. We seem to have a tie. Yikes.
    Yard Dart likes this.
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    Here is a song can you relate to it. [MEDIA]
    Thread by: Bishop, Jun 15, 2018, 1 replies, in forum: General Discussion
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